Stalkers are people that frequent a webpage, leaving messages in guest books, e-mailing, and otherwise contacting the objects of their obsession. I hope that one attaches to me... That would be oh-so-amusing! Do you think you have what it takes to be my stalker? If so, look to the requirements below:

*No stupid people, please. Although it might be fun to mock them now, it would get tiresome quickly.

*You must read all about me, everything that I post. How else are you going to fulfill your desperate need for the Ange in your life?

*It would be nice to be worshipped once in a while... Is that too much to ask?

*Sign my Guestbook regularly, and e-mails would be nice too.

*A sense of humor similar to my own.

*Have something interesting to say!

*Enjoy the same things I do

*nO FuNkY tYpInG or ALL CAPS, as both make me feel sick to my stomach.

*When talking to me, please don't use multiple ?'s or !'s, as it makes me feel that you're yelling at me

Well, if I ever do get a stalker worth mentioning, I'll be sure to put up some conversation. It'll be fun! So check back, and all that.

cheers